Santa, do not visit my town, please.
If you don’t like Flula, that’s okay, but you’re wrong.
This is the best thing on the internet.
Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.
Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.
shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.
DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
Do bananas float?
Yes. Yes they do.
Found this stuck to a shop window in town
why is this so unfailingly funny every single time
I wonder if part of the reason so many young people get diagnosed with mental disorders in college is because that’s the only time they get access to mental health care without their parents telling them they’re making it up
not everyone who blogs about social justice issues is a social justice warrior! there are social justice clerics, social justice rogues, social justice rangers, and social justice wizards, among other classes. nobody’s going to get anywhere without diversity; if you go into any boss dungeon with a party consisting entirely of social justice warriors and expect to beat it then you are going to be sorely disappointed.
school has just taught me so many helpful life lessons
like i don’t know what a mortgage is or how it works or what a tax refund is and how you even do taxes
but i know how to graph an imaginary number on a coordinate plane